John Beach Full Frontal Shoot-Em-Up

This may take five minutes to fully load with a 56k modem, but it's worth it because then you can play it over and over!
Or DOWNLOAD the home version of the game for FREE!
Click HERE for PC VERSION (2.6 mb) | Click HERE for MAC VERSION (3.6 mb)

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Many thanks to my friend, talented tv and radio commercial actor, JOHN BEACH VOICEGUY
and his lovely wife Debrah for providing the inspiration and the voices on this game
(all recorded before the strike).
Subliminal Message # 10469: I feel strangely compelled to hire either/or John Beach and/or Peter Bernard to put a fun, sound Flash game up on my web site and pay them way too much money.
I will not remember reading this.

If you just see a big empty rectangle below, you need to download the FLASH PLAYER.

This may take five minutes to fully load with a 56k modem, but it's worth it because then you can play it over and over! Or DOWNLOAD the home version of the game for FREE! Click HERE for PC VERSION (2.6 mb) \| Click HERE for MAC VERSION (3.6 mb) Home Many thanks to my friend, talented tv and radio commercial actor, JOHN BEACH VOICEGUY and his lovely wife Debrah for providing the inspiration and the voices on this game (all recorded before the strike). Subliminal Message # 10469: I feel strangely compelled to hire either/or John Beach and/or Peter Bernard to put a fun, sound Flash game up on my web site and pay them way too much money. I will not remember reading this.